Sh!t My Spouse Says: The House Appraisal Edition

Husband: So, how did it go with the appraisers here?  Did they have any questions?

Wife: A few, but they mostly just walked around and took pictures.

Husband: Did they look in the bedrooms and bathroom?

Wife: Yah, and it was after buddy walked out of the bathroom that I realized my Vagisil was in plain view in the tub.

Husband: Yikes!  They're probably going to knock a few grand off the price for that alone.

Wife: I considered that, which is why I immediately took off my shirt and jumped up and down for a bit.

Husband:  Niiiiiiice.